MID-YEAR Refresh
INs & OUTs
Well, it’s almost the middle of the year. Time for INs & OUTs! Ready, set, go!
INs → OUTs:
Alternateens → Alternadults
Chicks in masks → Chicks with D***s
D → 3D
Racewalking → Rock climbing
Meta-historical narratives → Retro-nowism
Human toil → Magical thinking
Hydraulic brakes → Brake Position Sensors
Fauxmotioneering → Acting
Quinoa → Spelt (what are either of these things?)
Foley Artists → The Force
Cheesemaking → Clubbing (also clubbing of seals - always passé, that)
Agnosticism → Prognostication
Blood Red → Pantone 15-5519
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That’s it for the first half of the year. Join me in December for the list of things “I GOT HORRIBLY WRONG”, which is not a prognostication.
